Grass

Just like watching grass grow

MONGREL PUNTER As the AFL's chief of hypnotism, people often ask me about my techniques, and yes I do the ''breathe in, breathe out" routine and the "look in my eyes'' thing.

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Friday, June 25th, 2010 Underground Hypnosis No Comments

Hypnotization starts at a young age

Evil monolith Apple has begun a nefarious program to snatch children from the warm arms of their home PCs with ominous-sounding "field trips." These trips do lead to a field, but not one with grass and trees and sunshine. This is a field of glass, of white plastic, of aluminum, and of shameful minimalism.

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Sunday, October 12th, 2008 Underground Hypnosis No Comments