MONGREL PUNTER As the AFL's chief of hypnotism, people often ask me about my techniques, and yes I do the ''breathe in, breathe out" routine and the "look in my eyes'' thing.
Tags: Afl, Grass, Look In My Eyes, Punter
Evil monolith Apple has begun a nefarious program to snatch children from the warm arms of their home PCs with ominous-sounding "field trips." These trips do lead to a field, but not one with grass and trees and sunshine. This is a field of glass, of white plastic, of aluminum, and of shameful minimalism.
Tags: Aluminum, Apple, Field Trips, Grass, Home Pcs, Lead, Minimalism, Monolith, Sunshine, Trees, Warm Arms