Celebrities
Modern life is filled with moral dilemmas for which Aristotle just cannot prepare us. Whether to claim expenses for that bath plug? That moat? Is it wrong to steal your neighbour's wireless connection if your neighbour throws fox muck in your garden? And how can one justify loathing people with more talent than oneself? (You're just jealous, aren't you?) This conundrum came to a head last week with the record £80m sale of Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid. Ron
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At Crocodile Rock tonight, everyday people will be transformed into models, rock stars, celebrities, even aliens.
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10 celebrities who mesmerize and hypnotizes us with their bountiful racks.
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Tom Cruise Qualifications: Scientology, friends. He's in big with them. He's an Operating Thetan level VII, which means he's probably in direct contact with Overlord Xenu himself. And yes, the story goes that Scientologists hate Xenu and stuff, because he trapped the thetans in meat bodies. But if we can use Cruise to get to him, even under the pretense of an attack, we'll take it, just to get Xenu on the team. Liabilities: He believes in some crazy shit, like the existence of Overlord Xenu. Als
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Politicians, celebrities, sports stars, and every successful person on this planet all use this secret. You'll make more money and get anything you want in life when you read and understand this simple principle they use everyday to hypnotize and manipulate everyone they meet .
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